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To escape, or abscond with something. From the television show Arrested Development.
Anyong: "Hey, look what I found on windowsill! Just hat; someone take wig!"
Narrator: "In fact, it was George Sr. who 'took wig,' and was fleeing the country with the evidence that Michael so badly needed."
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the iconic moment in nickelodeon history when tori vega and jade west (also known as victoria justice and elizabeth gillies) completely SNAPPED and humiliated men with tOxiC mAsCuLiNiTy that were harassing them. the girls’ exquisite musical talent permitted them to have the power (wow their influence) to make them leave. thats what’s called POWERFUL FEMALE ROLES!! they sang this masterpiece of a song to make the weird boys stop bothering them.
Tori Vega: *tells guys to stop being creeps
weird guys: :))))
Tori Vega: ttake a hint take a hiiiiiiiinnnnnt.
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Giving one person a blow job, also known as 'giving head'.
I taught my girlfriend how to talk to me, while she take pipe.
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An item taken from a person's home, car, or any other personal space to be later used as an excuse to see said aforementioned person.
Girl 1 "Dude why are you wearing Kevin's hat?"
Girl 2 "I stole it because I want to see him again later. It's my take-away. Duh."
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When you have a child but you must keep it and cannot shove it back in
Person 1:Damn I didn’t want this thing
Person 2:Welp there’s no take-backsies
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A phrase made popular by one of the best bands in the world(Megadeth).
Take No Prisoners,Take No Shit!!!
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UK slang. Meaning "Are you kidding me?" Or are you serious?" Or "you have got to be joking right?"
"There's a spider on your leg."
"Are you taking a piss?"
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