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simply put, it's paperback porn
Sally- okay, you HAVE to read 50 shades of gray, it;s awesome!!
Bekka- I a'int reading no paperback porn bitch
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noun: An elaborate prank used to make someone think they have short term memory loss. Just change details around the house and show them a video of stuff that happened in "the future." Like the movie 50 First Dates
John: "I woke up and my family had this video of all my family and friends talking about what's changed in life. They had a video saying Sarah Palin became president.. They even brought out a baby and said it was mine!"
Owen: "hahahaha, you got 50 first dated!"
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A males penis and testicles. Buck resembles the two testicles, and fifty resembles the penis.
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"No."
"HAHAHAH!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"I have like 50 bucks."
"HAHAHAHA!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck 50?"
"I left my money at home."
"Eww, you chopped of your penis??"
"YOU SAID PENIS HAHAH!"
"Damn..."
"You said DAMN AHHAHAH!"
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A face soooooo ugly that it looks like a car crash.
10-50=police 10 code for car crash
Face= a man or womens face
10-50+face= a car crash face
Dalton-Man.... that bitch mary has a 10-50 face.
Keith-Yea your right I thank that it is a 10-50 J4.
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50 shades of grey is a 2011 erotic novel by British author E. L. James. Set largely in Seattle, it is the first instalment in a trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. It is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism (BDSM).
husband- " hey whatcha reading hunny?"
wife- "This new book called 50 shades of grey..."
husband- "what is it about?"
wife- " about a girl who meets a guy and they becomes very intiment together..he likes to spank and tie her up.."
husband- " oh yeah!"
wife- " mhmm..it's very erotic reading.."
husband- " maybe we should try some of it?!"
( they both run upstairs to bed)
.........
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A nice and helpful person. Origin: A kid, during basketball game, passed ball to other kid so that he could make a shot.
That guy helped an old man pass through traffic. He must be real guy number 50.
Created by lag in Call of Duty 5 (then everyone getting massive seizures) the 50 ft. Lagdied was born. He terrorizes the globe and is addicted to bondage. He was shot up with crank as an egg.
The 50 ft. Lagdied is 50 feet tall and has 50 foot spinners on each tooth, with a purple beg leg. He can also shoot badgers from hos bum and an attack power of OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!
The 50 ft. Lagdied shows no mercy, he can go ninja on you and shoot a shuriken out of a gun then jump on it and ride it then slash you with his 50 ft. Lagdied-ness.
The 50 ft. Lagdied just pwnd Optimus Prime, Godzilla, McGyver and the wonder twins!!