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When your jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and bounces back and hits your face.
Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!
A slang word for a huge cum shot…
bro, i blew the fattest Australian Snot Rocket last night.
When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.
Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
(slang) A barbecue grill. Made popular through its use on Top Gear, during a cattle drive in Australia.
We were given some horrible camping stuff and an Australian kitchen. And once that had been set up, we had to catch our supper.
I fired up my Australian kitchen and cooked up some steaks.
When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman while doing the limbo dance pose.
- Have you seen Lopes do an Australian Plumber in the men's bathroom on that drunk girl at Gonçalo's wedding?
- Yeah ahah, the man is a limbo master!
Pubic hair.
Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”
She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.
The Australian Mint put out a tourism brochure which read "Visit the Royal Australian Mint? It just makes cents". Since this amazing pun was released, cool kids now describe something that makes sense as 'Australian Mint' .
"Yep, that idea is Australian mint"