hot red cabbage

A sexual act in which a man and a woman have unprotected sex while she is on her period. The man ejaculates while inside her. She then squats over the man's erection and squeezes out the mixture of cum and menstrual fluid. Having coated the man's boner in such a manner, she then performs fellatio. The act resembles dining at a German restaurant where a bratwurst may be served with a warm red cabbage sauerkraut.

Screwing Sally on the rag made me nervous we would make a mess, but she just wanted some hot red cabbage and cleaned everything up.

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cabbage patch

A novice or novices in a public laser tag arena, representing easy targets for more experienced players.

Ranger eliminated the cabbage patch during the first few minutes of the game, leaving the way clear for the real contest with Phason and Quicklash.

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Toe-eyed cabbage

It means an individual who pours milk before the cereal, basically a horrible person.

Ew! That toe-eyed cabbage really just out the milk before the cereal, what in the disappointment?

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cabbage between the legs

A vagina so loose and flappy it looks like a cabbage! The looser the cabbagier.. (Is that even a word?)..(IDK &IDC!)

1st guy: "Hey dude, you pulled a real stunner last night at the club!"
2nd guy: "Are you kiddin me? She had a cabbage between the legs! And you know I hate veggies!"
1st guy: "So you said no?!"
2nd guy: "Hell no! I introduced her to my meat and fed it to her chocolate starfish!"

Note: Chocolate starfish refers to the anus.

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Cabbage patch kid

A child who grew up and began the usage of marijuana in third grade, cocaine in sixth, and meth in ninth.

That kid over there is a total cabbage patch kid.

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Cabbage Snatch Kid

A child born of a Cabbage Snatch, or more commonly referred to as a nasty, sweaty vagina...you can normally pick a Cabbage Snatch Kid out of a crowd by his Cabbage Snatch Stink which usually never washes off.

There is a wonderful video on youtube about Cabbage Snatches, called Cabbage Snatch Kids

All that woman over there is good for is producing Cabbage Snatch Kids with her Snatch Cabbage.

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Shredded' her Cabbage

Used as a connotation towards having sex with someone but in reality you did nothing.

"After the bar, I took Amanda home and Shredded' her Cabbage."