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Captain Argus

slang term for marijuana

Pass me some Captain Argus, will ya?

by Sinker November 28, 2003

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


captains pie

The dish that awaits every cunnilingus fan. Sometimes spoiled by an excessive aggragation of minge biscuits.

She serves the best captains pie out of Boca Raton.

by don leslie February 20, 2009

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Captain Zap

Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.

Captain Zap got me FREE long distance!!! YAY!!!

by Stuntman November 3, 2004

21πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

by frank pubes April 6, 2006

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


captain smooth

one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.

have you seen Gregory Yarnellovic lately? Definition of captain smooth!

by dirty Qtip April 9, 2011


Captain's Chair

Another word for a computer chair.

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."

by DutchPirate September 21, 2012


Captain Smokeaho

When a man or woman is unreasonably preoccupied with the action of navigating the social environment in search for socially designated hoes with the intention to either smoke with them or sell them crack with the hopes of gaining control over them.

Guy 1: Damn these hoes are desperately in need of equipment in the form of crack and smoke in their lungs.
Guy 2: Damn dude, you’re admirable. Definitely a captain smokeaho.

by curious_kai April 22, 2023