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Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.
Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.
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Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons