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The arrival of Jesus Duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc...
Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.
Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.
I wasn't sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but Jesus Duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.
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Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, that's who. Who never ever starts an argument, who never shows a bit of temperment? Who's never wrong, but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight? Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
Donald Duck always gets screwed over by his friends and relatives.
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The telling of an unfactual story.
You didn't do that, stop telling duck tales.
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placing a semen filled condom on the lips of your victim you violated through anal intercourse creating a duck bill effect causing your victim to "quack" semen.
salty duck is very similar to felching. I gave a girl the salty duck to see her quack with surprise!!
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When you want to insult someone without mentioning male genitalia
What the hell man..sick a duck!
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when a guy goes to the hardwear store to buy some duck tape, tapes his index and middle finger together and then his ring finger and pinky, goes home and fingers his wife with fingers in taped position. two in the pink, two in the stink.
Man 1: I've run out of duck tape my wife cant get enough of the duck tap!
Man 2: to the hardwear store!!
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