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A demeaning and pointless school award system designed by public boarding schools to give the students (who board)something other to do than bum each other.
Things that are more fun than the award:
1) French kissing a dead cow
2) Being stabbed
3) Eating lightbulbs
4) Crawling through broken glass naked
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When you Knight someone with your pennis
"Hay Dave why are you wearing a eye patch? "
"The Duke Ellington ceremony didn't go as plained. I took a dick to the eye but worst thing is that I'm not a knight because I was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over."
"i'm sorry i asked."
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To have anal sex.
Similar to Duke and can result in a Gape.
Her ass was so nice I just had to bust a duke.
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Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable it feels like you’re sitting on a cloud. His friends only use him for his couch (like Blake Sleeponthecouchie). Some people actually simp for the couch (as well as duke depps soap).
He takes very good care of his couch. He did sit his ass in a salad once though, and the dressing went all over the place, but other than that, he has kept it very clean.
Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable, it’s the only reason why I like him. His soap is hot too.
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Bo and Luke Duke are just a couple of good ol'e boys. They never ment no harm. They've bet all you ever saw, they've been in trouble with the law since the day they were born. Some day the mountain might get 'em but the law never will. They still make they way the only way they know how, but thats just a little more then the law will allow. They wouldn't change if they could, they fight the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
Luke: Bo, Boss Hogg is gunna steal the the interwebs!
Bo: TO THE GENERAL! WE SHALL SMITE HIM WITH DYNAMITE ARROWS!
* Bo and Luke Duke drive around in the dust a bit shooting arrows at trees then crash into a large ditch trying to jump it.
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To take a dump. To deficate.
Goddammit guys, sorry I'm late. I had to go duke the brown clown.
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A slang word for a line of cocaine.
Damon and his friend Matt were going to to snort the Thin White Duke when Matt's mother came into the room and exorcised them both.