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may flower kids

Okay so basically no one likes them and you DONโ€™T wanna be one of them. Itโ€™s a kid who sells may flowers and maybe that sounds normal but oh god no if you going near a May flower kid your life is over. You gonna be mentally instable and scared for your whole life. So STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS WITH THE FLOWERS OR YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR! IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY WILL ASK YOU โ€œDo YoU wAnT tO buY mAy FlOwErS?โ€ And I promise you not gonna make it. Thanks.

May flower kids , they just go around with a green bag and trying to sell stupid plastic flowers to you.

by Majblommehataren April 19, 2019


me auld flower

My old friend

You stalling it for a few scoops me auld flower

by ryan215 February 9, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flower mound highschool

The gayest school in flower mound where everything in this school sucks ass except for cross country where you get lots of foreskin action and dropping the soap. The 9th grade campus has a really hot teacher and lots of thots and hoes. It shouldnโ€™t be that difficult to acquire nudes. Lots of whites and Indians and homosexuals and also emo kids. Worst school ever.

Person 1: you have a huge peepee
Person 2: yeah Iโ€™m in flower mound highschool cross country

by ForeskinLuver69 February 20, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


tuna fish flower

slang for the female genitalia

1:A vagina looks so much like a flower.
2:Yeah, but it smells like tuna fish.
1:Oh Yeah. A tuna fish flower.

by 21nothing October 17, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flowers Popping Off

1. A way of comparing a woman's vagina to that of a budding flower.

2. A girl loosing her virginity.

3. Hippie children smoking herb.

My pistol infiltrated the stamen to create out a child... a blooming flower... flowers popping off.

by CaptainGolfGear January 14, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flower Boy

A boy who has sex with a lot of girls, most of the girls he would sleep with where virgins. He wears checkered vans and pretends to like basketball but his only sport are girls. And the only things he will post on his Instagram are his shoes or him with a Snapchat Filter.

Girl 1: Did you see his post yet?

Girl 2: Ugh, donโ€™t remind me. I slept with him last night and now he doesnโ€™t even know I exist.

Girl 3: He is such a flower boy!

by Libraโ™Ž๏ธ51 October 17, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


flower shop girl

a girl who works in a flower shop. Flower shop girls are known to be some of the nicest friendliest girls around.

I was buying some flowers the other day, and the girl in the shop was extremely friendly and nice. Everyone should get to know a flower shop girl.

by Figleaf23 August 30, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž