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When a mans scrotum is so wrinkled and hairy that it resembles a goat and you hear faint bleats as his two legs chafe together
L: I heard some bleats coming from B crocth
D: its probably his goat scrote
C: LOL
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When two girls have sex with one dildo facing away from eachother.
Girl 1: Lets have sex tonight
Girl 2: Good..because i just bought a new dildo and i want to try it out mountain goating
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The little off-white colored chunks that come from the back of your throat and smell like shit or bad breathe concentrated twenty times. It has a consistency similar to cheese.
I was hawking a lougie and suddenly a piece of goat cheese came out of nowhere. It smelled like total shit.
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As a farmer, tying up a goat leads to all kinds of problems. Goats will try to push the limits of the rope and somehow find a fence or rail to jump. They eventually tangle the rope and continue to try to jump obstacles until they literally hang themselves.
So it is any stupid action that leads one to get themselves or others into a no-win situation that could have been avoided.
Dad left the lid off the blender when making a "smoothie". Now we have to clean it off the walls before Mom gets home, what a goat rope.
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A man's pimp juice, often used to coat the face of unsuspecting young ladies.
She wasn't expecting me to shoot my goat gravy all up in her eye.
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1. A person who acts foolishly
2. A person who is extremely annoying
3. Used to describe an event that is very unfavorable
1. "James is acting like a Goat Chode."
2. "I hate goat chodes like that guy."
3. "This sucks goat chode, I have to sit through a two hour ethics improvement meeting."
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when two guys are each doing a chick from behind, but they are in the same room and the girls are facing each other and the girls' heads are banging against each other. and whoever knocks out the other girl first wins.
watch two goats battling on youtube, substitute goats with women who are being fucked from behind, thus the battle goat.
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