Random
Source Code
Random
When fucking a partner in the anus you pull out early, instructing her to shit. Little does she know that you are holding a graham cracker underneath her butt. After smearing the gooey "chocolate" on the graham cracker, you bust nuts on it. Next you proceed to violently punch her in the uteris causing her to open wide letting out a painful scream. You then quell her by shoving the yummy treat into her open mouth.
Dude why does your breath smell like cinimon, shit and seamon? -- O, i just recieved a Jersey S'more from Bruce Springsteen. It was awesome, but it spoiled my dinner.
50👍 59👎
ok noo sorry new jersey is fucking awsome has the best weed ever, best shows, hottest guys, nicest asses, all the gangsta ppl, rock ppl, beaches, mountains, city, country, rivers, money$$$ go out on a jersey night your garanteed to meet new ppl even if u just go tot eh same old mall next to ur house oh and another thing theres a mall at least every 10 minutes.we have the richest ppl, and the top murder city, we can also see new york from many places in nj..we have the nj devils which rock..also my chemical romance..www.weirdnj.com<---check that out its awsome i've been to a couple of those places and more not there..and why the fuck do ppl keep on talkingaboutit smelling i've been to california, ohio, florida, new york, pa, south carolina, north carolina, indiana, kentucky, connecticut,NJ is the best and it has snow and hot ass summer days..a typical end of summer night..bonfire, marshmellows, a few bowls, ..also we have the best fucking WOODS PARTIESS oh and new jersey smells like plain old fresh tree..not fucking i dont even kno wut u guys think it smells liek but it doesnt
We're from New Jersey- We keep it real.
58👍 70👎
The absolute worst excuse for a state. Less formally known as the armpit of America. A place where the people are so ignorant that only they can be proud to claim they are from New Jersey. The state has a strong and offensive odor to it, much like that of an overfilled garbage dump. It is cholk-full of guidos who bathe in tanning spray and axe and regurlarly spike their hair up with a ridiculous amount of gel. Also, it is illegal to pump your own gas there, a very smart law for the local government to pass because the danger of letting a New Jersey citizen handle a gas pump would be enormous due to their low I.Q. People from this area often visit New York City where they are despised by the majority of New Yorkers. There are more garbage dumps in New Jersey per square mile than any other state in the nation and it is still not enough to contain all the trash that can be viewed piled up on the side of the countless number of congested and polluted highways.
Ben: Did we just drive through hell?
Colby: No much worse, New Jersey.
15👍 14👎
When you combine the merits of the Jersey stranger with auto erotic asphyxiation. The definition comes from not being able to breath on the real Jersey turnpike. Gigity.
The other night I was giving myslelf a jersey turnpike and almost dropped the soap.
97👍 127👎
why do people think our state is so bad. have u even been to nj?
when people from like california think of us they think:
we say joisey
we're all italian
our state is a dump
what we're really like:
we say jurzee, not joisey. who the fuck came up w/ joisey?
we're not all italian, im not italian, im german and irish. and other fucking european countries
our state isnt a dump! only the borders are and near NYC
we can get our gas pumped for us, so wen its -2 degrees out, sucks for you!
oh ya the bes band is from here: bon jovi!
Fucked Up Person from like ND: eww u guys are dirty and who says joisey?
Awesome Person from New Jersey: 1. we're not dirty,at least we have a city and 2. i dont kno anyone from JERSEY who says joisey
26👍 28👎
An unwanted child; typically discarded in a trash can or dumpster after being birthed. The term does not imply that said refuse-baby is abandoned in Jersey or New Jersey.
Despite the above statement, the term was indeed coined after a number of such baby-discards in the state of New Jersey (USA) occurred in a short period of time.
Some say that a more elaborate definition of Jersey Baby requires covering the child with plastic wrap prior to trashing it, so that nobody hears its cries.
They found another Jersey Baby in the trash behind Arby's the other day, covered in plastic wrap and horsey sauce.
29👍 32👎
Calling Jersey rules essentially means no rules.
Origin: mockery of the barbaric culture from the state of New Jersey.
Todd: Let's get some guys together to play beach flags, Bruce.
Bruce: Only if we're playing Jersey rules.
Todd: Fine.
5👍 2👎