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A guy who is great in bed and loves to be the worlds most funniest person.
“That guy looks like a Liam kelly I bet he’s so funny”
10👍 3👎
A state in which total thought process control is lost. All actions are entirely impulsive, making for very volatile and unpredictable behavior. Whilst becoming very rare in recent times, those who have been witness to this carnage know very well the raw power it holds. If unleashed in an uncontrolled setting, know one knows the limits it can reach. Some say at its core it could potentially destroy all humanity, while true believers think it is the spark that is needed for a worldwide revolution.
"Hey Liam, how's your night going? Are you feeling Liam Drunk?"
"ABbdbabbsdfhkkhh4466773 BOYMEETSWORLD!!!!"
{Building then collapses}
19👍 9👎
A very forgetful guy who loves teasing endearing technophobes. Tendency to lateness has resulted in the creation of his own timezone: LBT, where nothing is definite and minutes could mean hours. Despite this streak of bad timing, this person is also very smart and wise. One of the few people whom one can never stay mad at, even those with fiery tempers. A phenomenal best friend.
Joe: I missed the bus, so I got to my exam an hour late. I still got 99% though.
Jane: Wow, your a regular Liam Barkley.
Joe: That's "you're" actually. Grammar, Jane, grammar.
5👍 1👎
The most fuckable slut you will ever find for free or lay your eyes on.
Landon did Liam's Mom last night.
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Cases worked so badly that even Stevie Wonder can see how bad they are.
Also the technical equivalent to aids
Employee : Aw for fucks sake is he off again.
Boss: What's up?
Employee: You know what's up you prick I've got Liam's cases
Boss: Girly giggle (from a bloke)
Employee: Twat
A total asspirate, thinks that others thinking that the vatican is an island is actually funny. They like being called Taytay.
That Liam Taylor is such an asspirate!