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A special light in every Mormon household, when the light goes off, the Mormon individual or family goes down to the mothership (Utah) to re-energize their membership. It is impossible to refuse the Utah Light, and it is almost impossible to dismantle.
The Arnolds Utah Light went off last week, I'm pretty sure they are down in Utah
the red and blue lights you see behind you belonging to a police car that means you got fucked
the only thing good about the whole thing was the porno lights
signals the transaction of a drug deal.
"Let's Flash the Lights, so the drug dealer will know we're ready to make a deal."
Gob: Now, we wait.
George Michael: How long?
Gob: Who knows? An hour ... maybe five.
Derek: Drug delivery. You wanted some marijuana?
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The distance light travels in 1,000 years, or 1 millennium.
1,000 light years is 1 light millennium. The Milky Way Galaxy is 100 light millenniums in diameter.
The Lassie Light refers to the engine fault indication lamp fitted to most modern vehicles. While the light may indicate something is wrong, the communication of the exact fault may as well be lassie describing to danger to the rescuers.
car: engine lassie light comes on.
driver: whats wrong?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: the engines overheating?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: whats that? there's kids trapped down the mine shaft?
A person who acts dramatic about a minor incident
I accidentally spilled some beer on her and she slapped my face for it. She’s Butthurt Light at most.
Someone who is extremely bipolar
One second she was laughing and the next she was smacking someone. Not just anyone can strobe light like that.
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