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London bridge

The act of two men joining their sexual organs at the glans of their penis, then covering their penises with baby oil.

Harry Clarke then proceeds to stroke the penises in unison until the men indicate the need to ejaculate.

Just before the moment of ejaculation both men separate causing their penises raise like the London bridge, while violently ejaculating over each other.

Dad: Do you want to London bridge tonight ?
Daughter: Dad I don’t have a cock
Dad: Oh yeah, fancy a bum instead?

by Lols6666 April 24, 2024


London Bridge

A double stacked Eiffel Tower. One group standing on the shoulders of the other.

My night was so wild it ended in a London bridge with some circus performers.

by Wasilla87 June 19, 2023


London Bridge

The one time that a man's dick is fresh and plump, it's called a London bridge. A good man will let the ships (vagina) pass through the bridge and let some water splash on it

"Jimmy, do you have your London bridge today?" "Oh hell yeah I do Susie, it might get a bit wet" "do you want it to?" "FUCK ME" this is the conversation between Jimmy and Susie about London bridges

by Hamiloverdicks January 26, 2018


London Bridge

3 guys 2 girls
There are two girls facing each other, both are being penetrated doggy style. In the middle of the two girls, there is a third male simultaneously getting his penis sucked by both girls.

Yeah, my boys and I London Bridged these two baddies last night.

by Giggity96 August 21, 2017


london tube

An uncircumcised British men's "old man."

That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!

So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!

by Seattle White Thunder October 13, 2015


grace london

amazing golfer going d- n

grace london plays hard band golf

by grace london April 2, 2022


left at london

A transgender musician is well known on vine for the haha I do that vine

Did you know that left at London made haha I do that

by BakedBeanBrooke May 22, 2021