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The London

A place all partygoers arrive at once they've blacked out. The London Hotel is a five-star hotel, catering to A-List partygoers. If you plan to drink all weekend, then you're "checking in for 2 nights at The London"

"Dude! Richie is hammered, he's totally gonna regret this tomorrow"
"Agaugghugh"
"Dude he's checked in at The London right now"

by TKgobrazy June 10, 2022


London Hug

A hug where both participants stab each other

Guy1: What are those two guys doing with those knives?! Should we call the police?
Guy2: Nah, just a London Hug mate.

by hugunu January 27, 2025


Londoner’s disease

The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.

“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”

by Barnabeast98 January 03, 2024


mr london

A very wealthy cockney gentleman sometimes referred to as Mr Landan, a close relation of Dr Evil.

mr london Well fuck me geezer er cums mr fackin landan init , hes fackin minted inee.....Cant

by Khimler December 23, 2016


lost here in london

to be caught up in your head or overwhelmed by your thoughts

"are you okay, man?"

"yeah, i'm just lost here in london."

by hold on till may June 29, 2016


Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023


london tube

An uncircumcised British men's "old man."

That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!

So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!

by Seattle White Thunder October 13, 2015