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When what you think is a link to something you actually want to see directs you to a gif of Patrick Maruska
"I thought i was getting a nude, but i just got PatRick-Rolled
“When a one-eyed Vietcong stripper shoves her finger in your ass while stroking your cock and slobbering all over your balls in the jackinthebox parking lot”
Thuy is not number one but she's up there, way up there in the black patrick rankings
Don't be like Donovan Patrick, that would make you a YUGE ASSHOLE bro
The hottest
The sexiest
The fittest
man on earth.
Mcdreamy >>>>
Patrick dempsey is the most handsome man ever
Perfect in every single way. Kind, handsome, caring, funny and gives the best cuddles. Absolute keeper. The best guy you will ever meet complete boyfriend material. BFGB -big friendly giant boyfriend
Dannnnnnmmmm did you see that guy Patrick Aherne