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The best topping combo for Pizza, as seen by Crazy Eyes
"peanut butter and gumballs, good combo"
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A way to burn a bridge and cutting your ties from a female companion or counter part. The procedure is done by opening an online discussion with said female, and leading her on to believe that you are about to ask her to start a deeper relationship with her. When you have built up a large amount of anxiety through one-word responses and excessive amounts of unnecessary period drags. (...) After she is shitting bricks of anticipation, you ask the following question: "Do you prefer Jiff Super Chunk Peanutbutter, or Skippy Super Chunk Peanutbutter?"
After the emotional atomic bomb is dropped, upon any response, you reply:"WHAT THE FUCK!" and sign off abruptly. After signing off, avoid any form of conversation for 3 days. Please note, this works best on women that like you, but that you do not like.
Broseph: "I just peanut butter procedured my girl"
Broski: "Really? So its Over?"
Broseph: "Yes. Praise God."
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When you smear peanut butter on your genitals, have sex and then proceed to 69 with your partner.
Damn BRUH, this girl was a freak, she gave me peanut butter cups and everything.
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An exclamation of pain. Made famous by the 9 year old boy injured on a teeter-totter in a classic YouTube video when he continues to hold on to the handlebars after a failed attempt to launch him into the air by his High School-aged brother. He actually screams and says, "I want my momma!" but it sounds like "peanut butter oogula!"
Injury. Scream. Exclamation: "peanut butter oogula!"
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The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind
Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society
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On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.
I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!
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"Dude, do you have the farts or something? Keep it under the covers, I don't want a peanut butter and smelly."
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