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The one kid who always has an unlimited supply of pencils but wont share, only laugh maniacally when you ask and he denies.
I bet Bernie Sanders was a pencil trawl back in the day.
On the number 2 pencil for all of you ho's testing. Basically if you want to test me I have the Lead for you
Popping a boner at a desk.
Sitting in class, I couldn't help but stare at Mrs. Merchant's sexy legs. Unfortunately I didn't make it to the bathroom to jerk due to my throbbing pencilation. I had to wait a bit for my knob to to stop the throb, and jerked myself when I got home.
A game where two or more players each take turns drawing something on a blank paper while a timer (set accordingly to the number of players) ticks. Once the timer goes off you pass the pencil to your homie on the right. This process is completed once the page is full AND everyone’s out of ideas.
Hey man I’m bored asf, tryna get a game in of pass the pencil?
Passing the pencil rn, can’t talk.
I fucking love pass the pencil.
The act of Post sketching sexual intercourse.
The pencil is still hot from allt he sketching and one fallace follows another.
Boy - "Hey my sketch of you is really coming along
you wanna see?"
Girl - " Yea sure"
*shows sketch*
Girl - "hot pencil me"
Scientific Test to determine how saggy a womans breasts are. The Test comes in two parts
Firstly if you place a pencil on the underside of a womans breasts, if the nipple resides below the pencil then the breast is officially saggy. This is where a plastic surgeon would agree a lift would be required.
Secondly there is a saggy scale based on number of pencils that can be held under the breast whilst she is sat.
1 pencil = saggy mom tits
2 pencils = deflated granny tits
3 pencils = witch tits
4 pencils = completely ruined tits
5 pencils = empty bags
I would recommend using the Pencil Test to understand if breast augmentation is even required
A subsequent man with a small penis
That kid is a pencil man