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A b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l school in Norwalk, CT where the mens are fine. If you lookin for a lover step on over. Ahh, I love my school but beware cuz if you're not preppy then you're not welcome. Of course I'm preppy so... Also, WEST ROCKS SUCKS ASS!!!
All Saints Catholic School is loverly.
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If you want to know where the granddaughters and grandsons of the confederate army attend college, this is the school. A school where the kids spend more time smoking green than being green. The schools acceptance committee is know to harass incoming minnority students by giving them lots of money to make up for their 98% white ignorant body of students. The white girls here spend more time putting on make-up, puking, and sleeping with the schools all black basketball team rather than studying. Joyce Hall consit of all jocks while Lyons is made of all the preppy kids who can afford to party and do as they please and last Ryan hall the one in worst condition of all of them is made of all the minority student, white trash, and all of the schools sexual harrashers. The social ladder of the school is as followed: White preppy girls, Jocks, miniorty guys, white trash, asians, nerds, and lastly minority girls.
Junior Guy: Hey you want to party Saint Michael's College Vermont style?
New minority freshmen: Sure I guess. How do you guys party?
Junior Guy: We just smoke weed, drink, and prey on drunk freshmen girls.
New minority freshmen: So do you guys atleast dance?
Junior Guy: Does dry humping count?
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This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
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A vintage slur for Irishmen, dating back to the huge wave of Irish immigration to America in the 19th century.
Saint Patrick's vermin are stealing the jobs from decent, hardworking Americans.
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An unnecessary day hosted with irregular attacks like pinching causing caustic blood drips.
Also a celebration for the long supressed Irish - another addition to holidays celebrating Americas loving for i-am-sorry-for-hurting-you-oppression.
Example One
"Bitch Ima piench ye ass."
Example Two
"Sorry my Irish bitch I did not mean to skin you."
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When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.
At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.
I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.
Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!
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The Lancers are located in Mountain View, CA on the bay area peninsula. Their school colors are brown and yellow because the school is full of bullshit. It's made up of rich entitled white kids from the Los Altos Hills, San Jose, Atherton, San Carlos, Burlingame etc. It is basically the school that rich parents can feel safe sending their kids too because all the public and even some private schools are filling up with Hispanics and Mexican immigrants. The families that can pay tuition which is a couple tens of thousands of dollars. They also have incredibly smart Asian and Indian kids that fill up a good portion of the school. Saint Francis kids wear uniforms like comfort vests because they're very soft and are used to a very polite non-confrontational lifestyle. The main drug of choice is weed and I guarantee you a Saint Francis kid will pay double to triple what the normal price of the weed you're selling is. The only plugs they have is kids with friends from other schools. They are an in line population of spoiled kids driving BMWs into the spaces bumping Kendrick or some shit to get attention. Also very few of them get jobs and they can somehow pay for gas to anywhere and buy designer everything. Also I'm sure only a couple people are on that nic device wave but I bet none smoke or drink at school or anything they jus listen all day like a bunch of sheep.
"Ayy bluhd I just sold this whiteboi an O for $350."
"Who the fuck bought all that shake?"
"A sophomore at Saint Francis High School g."
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