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Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.
The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.
They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savage territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
I don’t venture into jackpine savage often, it’s too dangerous, I’m likely to be eaten!
Mia Savage is a dub biotch she no spelll and really dum she has no friend no one on her tables like her cause she very dum
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A mother that does anything it takes to be her child's most bad ass influence. She will show total disregard for herself when it comes to her kids.
Heather is such a savage mom, she punched every bee in the swarm in the face to protect her boy.
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A ritual in which 9 men have bum sex with eachother until they bleed from their arseholes.
Look at those guys, Jamie! they look wrecked. Looks like they've been through savage 9.
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Oh look at those wild natives smoking that peace pipe
Wild Savages- Oh that wild Savages ran off with my Sandwich and my lunch.
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A boss ass bitch with an adittude that could put anyone in their place
Those girls are sassy savages because they told all the boys off. The boys was so embarrassed he didn't try anything with them again.
Those boys have NOTHING on those sassy savages.
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When someone just wants to get really lit and shit on every other person in the room.
"Yo, you trying to get 22 savage tonight?? "
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