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A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.
Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.
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An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.
"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"
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A shrimp dick fuck nugget breeds only once in its life it also has a second rare name it is "hex" please follow my Twitter krazykyle132 for more info on "hex" and watch my YouTube channel krazykyle132 and sub and watch me on 50 first dates... I'm not there but meh... Anyways the hex IS A DOUCHE and smells like my BO + baby's breath thank you goodbye
Hex FUCK YOU! Or shrimp dick fuck nugget FUCK YOU!
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1 Let's grill some shrimp
2 Let's have sex
3 To take a dump while licking a Popsicle while someone is on top of you
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Allison: Hey George, let's throw a couple of shrimp on the barbie
George: Fudge yeah!
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A shrimp dick fuck nugget is a rare breed of "douche" another name for it is "hex" they are homosexual creatures that I've studied for 23 minutes I Skyped one and I regret life, luckily I out douched it with my douchyness and yeah rape one today!
FUCK YOU HEX! Or FUCK YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET!
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A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).
"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor
Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.
Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.
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