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When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.
Angie: * Period-squirts*
Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"
Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"
Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!
When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes
Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts
When you nut on her back then she stands up and tries to get it to drip into the crack.
He finished off with a backboard squirt.
A sexual or nonsexual act of inserting an icicle made of urine rectally or vaginally while in an upright position. The goal is the receiver imagining impalement, thus vomiting from the imagined trauma.
These hot flashes suck, I wonder if Billy will pee off the roof and give me a good Antarctic reverse squirt.
Noun.
The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?
2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
"I wonder if deep sea fish are just the product of someone's sea squirt meeting Nemo."
When you bust your head open on the edge of a table and piss yourself.
"Yo, I squingle squirted yesterday after my ex threw her tampon at me."