When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.
Angie: * Period-squirts*
Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"
Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"
Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!
When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes
Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts
This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.
"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"
"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."
"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
When a girl is stalking her step sister or other women photos on the internet and masturbate to it.
A masturbation session where u reach
Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.
The act of squirting or peeing on a picture during masturbation.
Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "
"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women
When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l