An Army of Two

an ARE-me of too adj. refers to the words written across a tight tee-shirt of a woman with large breasts

dude 1: Holy fuck! Check out that bitch with the boobs!
dude 2: Fuck ME!
dude 1: No shit. What the fuck does her tee-shirt say on it man?
dude 2: It says "An Army of Two!"
dude 1: Cool.
dude 2: Totally cool.

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two-seating

driving with your right arm resting on the back of the passenger's seat

"Chains gleaming, switching lanes, two-seating..." -Nas in "Hero"

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trap two

Female anus; derived from greyhound racing terminology. See also blue jacket.

"Trap one was out of action, so I had to use trap two."

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two seater

Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.

My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.

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two fold

bigger and better

doing something better than

"I got yo swagger two fold"

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two-faced

a girl that simply does not know how to grow up and be straight towards people at all.

two-faced is when some stranger talking shit about you behind yo back.

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two genders

the truth many people cant accept. (*cough*, Gen Z)

why are we lying to people, and telling them thier mental illnesses should be celebrated? We all know there is only two genders.
(stay mad, science and facts dont care)

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