we need to talk

Generic phrase used in all cultures to denote the ending of a relationship and the final dispersement of common property. Tip of the iceberg.

Call me. We need to talk. It's okay.

this is how we do it

A phrase used when announcing badassery. Also used when something works out perfectly, or better than planned. It is generally sung, such as in the song.

Em: "Dude, I just found $100!"
Jill: "This is how we do it!"

Why don't we

PERFECTION . Periodt

"Why don't we is the best band ever.PERIODT! "

We Are All Canucks

Repeated failure.

Oh you failed another test? Don't worry dude sometimes we are all Canucks.

we need to talk

Its over

Man-Step up bitch fo shizzel ma nizzle.
Woman-We need to talk.

we need to talk

Variation of "I like you but you aren't what I want"; "I need to complain about something"; "I'm a muff diving whore"

X- Hey Sam?
Sam- What?
X- We need to talk...
Sam- Oh shit...

we need to talk

female version of "I need to complain"

"We need to talk" will often be said after toilet seats are left in the upright position, and/or you come before she does and/or in the event of forgotten anniversaries.