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Rape Wolf

when blue balls occur on a full moon, it triggers a chemical in balance in ones brain changing them into a rapping werewolf.
known as the rape wolf

Origin of the Werewolf Legend

first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was

Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe

look it up

Lucian: Sandra shall we fornicate this night?

Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache

Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!

Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)

Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me

HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls

by Arispie August 11, 2011

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Wolf Market

A term used to describe financial markets being controlled by groups of investors working together. Hedge funds oftentimes employ wolf hunting tactics to drive a company's stock into the ground by selling the stock short. They will also hunt consumer pocketbooks by driving the price of fundamental items such as oil through the roof.

I heard oil was over $200 and some bank stocks were worthless. Must be a wolf market right now.

by Brock Seyler September 19, 2008

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dirty wolf

Phrase used to describe an absolute idiot who does ridiculous things to upset the general public

A dirty wolf would do something like changing their mind when approaching a roundabout and cut into queuing traffic

by Dirtywolfspotter December 1, 2013

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wolf hair

that krazee ass hair from the eighties rock/metal bands that makes you look like a werewolf.

"If i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair." -Violent J

by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003

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wolf bait

a dump.

I dropped wolf bait at Ron's

by itchy corn April 15, 2003

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von Wolfe

A particularly sexy breed of Germans who relish in elitism and howl at the moon.

This guy: Hey, did you see the way that von Wolfe was affected by the lunar cycle?

That guy: How could I? My application for their group was rejected.

by Statingtheobvious February 3, 2010


mr wolf

mr wolf (dark web game i made up <3)

mr wolf is a game played by people across the dark web but it actually takes place IRL usually in dark forests at night. it is based on a children's game called what's the time mr wolf. for the game (what's the time mr wolf) there are multiple players but one wolf. the players all stand on one line while the wolf is on the over side turned away from the players. the players say whats the time mr wolf and the wolf says numbers on an analogue clock -e.g. 1 o'clock- and thats how much steps the players have to take. this carries on until the players get close enough to the wolf that the wolf turns around and chases them down. the last person standing wins. now for MR WOLF. mr wolf is basically the same until the chasing part. the wolf has to try and kill any players last one standing wins a cash prize. the game ends a sun rise so technically the wolf can kill all of them and technically they have only won if its day. if no one dies or there is a double winner they all get money.

remember i made this game up so dont start coming at me <3

he played mr wolf

by modern-day Shakespeare February 24, 2023