When you pass down a disease by sex
"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer
The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer
Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)
Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?
Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.
A person who is toxic, cancerous and an ass. Not to be confused with actual cancer victims
Your a fucking cancer patient
When a person engages in sexual activity with a dying cancer patient out of pity
The ultimate pity-fuck
"Did you hear that Billy has a malignant brain tumor?"
"Yeah I cancer-fucked him last week"
When a male ejaculates on a migdets penis.
Ah yeah, he had some creamy cancer with my cousin
internett cancer is when you for an example watch something so bad u feel u get cancer
damn i saw a video of mattybraps he sings so bad it gave me internett cancer