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German Cancer

When you pass down a disease by sex

"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer

by Swagger57 December 20, 2020


Cancer list

The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer

Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)

Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?

Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.

by CookieCrisp6969 August 18, 2021


Cancer Patient

A person who is toxic, cancerous and an ass. Not to be confused with actual cancer victims

Your a fucking cancer patient

by Autistic dude November 8, 2019


Cancer-Fuck

When a person engages in sexual activity with a dying cancer patient out of pity

The ultimate pity-fuck

"Did you hear that Billy has a malignant brain tumor?"

"Yeah I cancer-fucked him last week"

by Mr_whitehair July 13, 2021


cancerous tumor

I pain in the arse

Cancerous tumors have fucked more people then I have

by TheBeard December 27, 2013


Creamy cancer

When a male ejaculates on a migdets penis.

Ah yeah, he had some creamy cancer with my cousin

by Bigdicczaver December 17, 2017


internett cancer

internett cancer is when you for an example watch something so bad u feel u get cancer

damn i saw a video of mattybraps he sings so bad it gave me internett cancer

by PsychoZ February 8, 2017