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This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.
"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"
"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "
"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."
Discussing meat and or food.
Mainly jack in the box.
Feeling like a squid and or squidward tentacles
Dude I had some squid meat for dinner and now my stomach feels like shit
A condition afflicting kitchen workers wherein small squid become affixed to your fingers.
That Emily Rich girl has squid fingers. Wow.
When you're so excited you start to cum aggressively.
I just saw a pretty girl, I squid reacted so hard haha.
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I just saw Daniel get a Squid Reaction when he saw that girl.
When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.
I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.
A girl who runs with her arms and legs flailing (similar to a giraffe). Usually she is very bubbly and talkative.
That Cleo, she's a sand squid!
When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.
Joan:"Barbra?"
Barbara: "What is it Joan?"
Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?
Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"