Oak Tree

A big, tall and strong young male who is built and solid.

I tried pushing Greg and he didn't even budge it was like pushing a damn Oak Tree.

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tree people

Originated circa early May, 2006 by one lone idiot from Concord, NH while down in Boston for the Red Sox game.

Despite the common stereotype that those living in New Hampshire, or "the south of the North", are NASCAR fans and rednecks, it has been brought to our attention that New Hampshire residents like to be referred to as tree people, meaning that they are people who find their dwellings in trees.

Girl: "So where are you from?"
Idiot: "New Hampshire"
Girl: "Oh, aren't you all NASCAR fans and rednecks?"
Idiot: "Actually, we like to be referred to as TREE PEOPLE!"

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cigarette tree

A marijuana plant

Bill: Hey dude, I got some baby plants off that batch of seeds I ordered from Amsterdam-- think we could hide some crop in with your parents' tomatoes?

Wayne: DUUUUDE, No effin' way! My mom would crap a brick if she found a bunch of cigarette trees in her garden!

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christmas tree

a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.

I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.

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tree cunt

The worse thing ever to be called. A low life piece of shit that deserves to die. Some one that sits in a tree and throws shit at people walking by. Evil step moms can also be tree cunts.

Damn, Scotty is a tree cunt!!

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christmas tree

The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.

Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.

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Kels-tree!!!

The perfect thing that there is in all life, in other words an orgasmic thing or person that makes your day every day of they

Thanks for the brownies Kels-tree!!!

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