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The best sport is the whole god damn world, with the fittest athletes around! Played with 7 players. 6 field and 1 goalie, where field players have to put the ball past the goialie and into the cage to get points. Sound easy? It's the combination of soccer, football, under water wresting, and a little boxing.It is alot better and harder than football.
Water polo players would kick football players ass.
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N. - A term for the clitoris.
My research suggests that the slang term "water chestnut" for the clitoris has little to do its physical make up.
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1. A sex act in which a woman presses a towel over the face of her sexual partner, then ejaculates or "squirts" violently over the face and towel to simulate drowning.
2. A female ejaculation aimed or targeting the mouth, eyes, and lungs of a sexual partner.
Every time Brigette Nielsen gets her hands on a man, she straddles the poor bastard like a saddle and water boards the dude until he's gargling she-skeet.
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One of the geniouses behind the psychadelic beauty that is Pink Floyd. it's too bad that he's kind of a jackass.
-he sued the other members of the band for the name after he left
-he spit in a fans face
-his solo stuff is pretty shitty
-and he has a pretty damn big nose
"Roger Waters spat in my face"
"what an honor!"
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A person of island descent like a filipino or a Hawaiian. They can be anyone who's ancestors used to live on an island and aren't white.
That guy's a Hawaiian.
Oh shit, that means he's a Water Nigger
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Masturbating while fully submerged under water. This can be done with one's dominant hand or the hose end of a snorkel when appropriate. Water rubs date back to the times of the ancient Greeks and can be seen practiced today among all of the world's oceanic cultures.
Mom's voice calling from just beyond the wave pool forced me to cut my water rub short.
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Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, strongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally unstable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the ultimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often). Under the surface anything goes.
Water polo is for the mentally unstable.
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