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Thick smack is a thing in November is where guys or girls can slap a thick ass
Boy: It's thick smack
Girl: fuck.
La thick is a beautiful great person. Although maybe she will never realize she is beautiful and great we will. She is amazingly beautiful and caring. She has a great personality and cares a lot for her friends. She will always find the time to hype up her friends. She is very cool and fun to hangout with. If she was invited to a dead server on discord she would make the place more lively. La thick is a good bestie. You should always keep a la thick in your life. She also blocks you for no reason if she feels like it or she just has a "rEAsON"
Example
Guy: Hey you know la thick?
Girl: Of course I do shes the best person I've ever met
(This applies to girls, I am a girl and I know how it’s like. I’m not sure what a male equivalent of it would be)
There is a stark difference between “damnnn she thick” and “go gym”, and that’s— body shape. See, two women could have a very similar, almost exact amount of body fat, but it’s the shape of their bodies that draws the line between attractive and mid/unattractive.
Let’s say Woman A has around 30% body fat, and has an hourglass body shape. Her hips, thighs, and chest are accentuated and she’s lucky because her body falls into one of the few types that people deem attractive, the true thick.
Woman B also has around 30% body fat, but she has a rectangle body shape (so do I!) and the fat collects in the form of her body, so nothing like her hips and thighs or whatever are accentuated, and will leave her looking like a cereal box. Unfortunately, no one will find this body attractive, and it hurts to have gone through that..
Some people who try to silence the undesirable girls with pity try to blur this difference, but it does not work, neither on paper nor in real life. You can try to rope both of the instances of Woman A and B into “thick/chubby” and label it all a good thing, but no. A is attractive, B is not. So now there have to be new terms: “good thick” (as seen in A) and “fat/bad thick” (as seen in B). Thanks a lot Pity Patrons.
Pity patron: nooooo don’t say that!! I saw your selfie in the server, youre thick and some people find that attractive!! youll find someone
Ugly girl: no, stop.. there’s a difference. There’s good thick, like that girl who posted right after I did, and then bad thick like me, there’s a difference
Pity patron: *observes the great difference* yea actually never mind LMAOAOAOOAOA
You see that kid on the playground that could slide down the slide? Yeah he was a thick Rick
when you’re under 5’2” and have a rather large back end
“Oooh i’m stubby thick and ready for his dick”
Not thick, but not fat. Almost in-between.
Don't call yourself fat!!! You're just excessively thick.
A body that is thick but put together in a sloppy way
Ewww, she got too many rolls. Her body is so fucked up, she’s sloppy thick.