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Gay dudes that donate half of their brain to hospital every day beacuse their mom didn't buy them rc car.
Kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5 are brain donors.
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He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.
Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!
A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)
You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.
A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.
Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?
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A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.
Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?
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a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife
james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed
or
paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
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When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.
Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”
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