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The sexist uncle on earth
full name Shaft Barbara Fiddle Deh Tip
born -0/-0/-0 died 45/69/69696969696969696966969696969696969696969
Hobbys include lubing, popsicle making, basement renovations and van modeling
A Friend with benefits
My Uncle Tip showed me a dam god time last night
Uncle Tips popsicles are the best
When you build up static electricity and, just when you're about to insert during coitus, the tip of your penis zaps the vulva.
A little sting from a shock tip won't stop this wonderful ritual of sexual intercourse!
when you put a535 or other muscle relievers on your dick and it feels like the tip is icy
yo man did you hear about trevor and his friends, they had icy tips last week?
A common term among those in the POD industry, Topping's Tips is when you go on a live show on the internet (YouTube, Facebook Live, etc) and say as much random shit as you can. You can go from naming people's home addresses to telling stories about getting kidnapped by the Chinese mafia in a matter of minutes. A true classic move.
I'm gonna go all Topping's Tips on my Live today and tell a story about finding a super secret military base in North Korea that had the gates open and I just walked in.
the act that is committed when you, or a group of friends, goes to a restaurant (or a place of equal eating status) and at the end of the meal, you or your patrons leaves a few extra dollars on the tip in an effort to not look cheap and occassionally give the server more than they deserved, sometimes resulting in the lack of mandatory money to participate in later events that same day.
Jim: Are you going to the movie with us?
Joe: No, i dont have enough money because i did too much "safety tipping" at the bar.
Jim: Bummers!
To wipe the penis tip with toilet paper after urinating. Usually done by older guys with prostate issues after peeing.
Guy 1: "You're only 30 and you dab the tip?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I didn't want to get my underwear dirty."