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one who likes cats and has a booger hanging out of his eyeball
that kid was chasing a cat; he's a tommy markham
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Tommi Jo is a girl. Who falls in love with someone who she will never leave. She’s the girl who will go out of her way to be with this one guy. No matter his looks. Just because the words “I love you” means something so amazing to her. She’s the most prettiest and most perfect girl inside and out. If you meet a Tommi Jo I’m begging you please do not let her go. She actually the definition of loyal. She’s absolutely something you would want in your future. She has her shit together and she’s going to be the best mom ever. She’s going to make hella bank. She will truly love you forever. Know matter how ugly you get. Your absolutely her everything. Keep her please !!!!
“Omg! You know Tommi Jo right ! “
“Yeah! How couldn’t I ?”
“She’s a real life angel”
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It's the surname of the Thompson submachine gun.
Those bitches killed my wife, Frankie, gimme the tommy gun
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back in the day, shots were followed by 1oz. of liquor. or 2oz. if you decided to be brave. However, such people decided to change the laws on shots. a tommy shot is a shot poured, to whomever. whatever glass you have, you fill it halfway. and you take it like a normal shot. only putting down the glass when its done. then chase may be followed, depending on if youre pussy.
dont bitch out on it either. 2 or 3 of these and youre golden
person 1- lets do shots
person 2- come on lets do a tommy shot
person 1- lets just not get hit by a car this time
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Sexual act - The tommy gunner kneels between the legs of the target and makes a gun shape with both hands using the first two fingers as the barrel. Placing the hands at chest height with your elbows out, proceed to rapidly insert and exit the vagina (or any other orifice) with the fingers. It helps if you say "rat-tat-tat".
A variation of this move called the Extended Clip is to also place the pinky fingers out and use these fingers to enter the rectum simultaneous to the pointer and middle fingers entering the vagina. Again it helps to say "rat-tat-tat" at some point.
Denny was going down on me and all of the sudden he started tommy gunning me!
I think Denny invented tommy gunning cause hes so damn good at it!
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Definition: The coolest, nicest, most awesome guy you will ever meet. He is the ultimate man, tall, well rounded individual. When you need help he's there, whether it is a shoulder to lean on or a bro to hang out with. He is also quite the catch with the ladies. He's totes husband material.Strong catholic irishman that can do no wrong.
"Dude, that's totally a Tommy O'Cooney thing to do"
"You know Tommy O'Cooney? Yeah? He is a total bro!"
"That Tommy sure is a Hunk"
"So Tommy is your boyfriend, you lucky bitch"
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Divine Leader of the Catholic Church of Earth, Pope Tommy is the one almighty worshiper of the great Ryan Nana (creator of all that is good and holy). It is rumored that due to his prayers and sacrifices to the immortal Nana Pope Tommy has been gifted with a grand collection of powers and abilities such as teleportation and moonwalking abilities. The great Pope has amassed many followers who have devoted themselves to the religion and sworn themselves to the way of life... Despite this, the great Pope remains the only follower of Nana to be blessed with the gift of hearing his Godly voice. It is thought soon Pope Tommy will reach peek holy power and will ascend to a greater state of existence.
"All worship the great Pope Tommy"
"And come forth to me Pope Tommy"
"On the 7th Day Nana created Pope Tommy the one and true follower"
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