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A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.
Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.
Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
A company/corporation which is not actually real, used in a Netflix Show named “Some Assembly Required” and is a toy company creating toys, and in every end of every episode, 1 new toy is introduced, and a commercial for it is shown. People who own it started with Knickknack. Literally, his name is Knickknack. He founded the “company” (that’s not real), and then second came Candace Wheeler, a mean woman who created GARBAGE toys, and pretended to be Knickknacks girlfriend. Then came uhh.. who was it? Oh yeah, Jarvis, the present owner of Knickknack Toys, who is the main character (based on your opinion) of Some Assembly Required
“Knickknack Toys is a fake company, but I wanted to buy one of they’re toys!”
The top second basemen on the Severn Admirals; the pinnacle of sex appeal and the male body standard
"Why am I hard?"
"The Toy must be near."
A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain
The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound
nickname for serial killer and rapist David Ray Parker.
the toy box killer killed over 50 women
When a boy insert his peen into a girls vageen.
Hey Brad you know what I was thinking, me, you, my room.... toi top!
cinderella (cc)
Cinderella ή αλλιως cc…μια κοπελα απο την Λιβυη/Συρια/Ελλαδα που ετυχε να ερθει Αθηνα 5 μερες να μου «μαυρισει» την ζωη.Την ειδα και επαθα πλακα,δηλαδη πως γινεται να μην σε εχουν συλλαβει ρε μαλακα ενω κυκλοφορεις εξω τοσο ομορφη;;;;;;;Ωρε πας καλα;;;Στο ορκιζομαι μη σε πετυχω εξω αληθεια σου λεω θα σε φασωσω.
Το εχω πει και στην ξαδελφη σου οτι εγω θα ερθω Ροδο(Ροδο μενει) και θα γνωρισω την υπεροχη αυτη μαμα σου πινοντας ελληνικο καφε και καπνιζοντας τσιγαρα στο μπαλκονι.
Shorty shorty
ο γκομενος σου πρεπει να ειναι σιγουρα βλακας αμα σε αφησε μονηηηη
το τερμα εχει φυλακα μα μπαινουνε γκολ τι κι αν εχεις αγορι
αναρωτιεμαι τι σκεφτεσαι τι σε ενδιαφερει τι σε αγχωνειιιιι
τι ρουχα φορας στο τζιμ ποσα κανεις σκουοτ και ποσα σηκωνειιιις
οταν σε πρωτοειδα ειπα οτι εισαι μουναρα αν σε προσβαλα sorryyy
δεν εχουμε ιδεα απο στιβο μα τρεχουμε ολη την πολη
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omg makari na emoiaza sthn cc toy kd