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The Governor of South Carolina had an affair with a woman from Argentina. As his cover story he told everyone he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. To sum it up it is slang for having or having had sex.
"Hey have you seen Mark?"
"No but I heard he's with his girlfriend behind the bleachers. They're hiking the Appalachian Trail"**winks**
"Oh that dirty bastard."
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Code used by persons who claim to be participating in vigorous, solitary outdoor activities to escape stress when in fact they are carrying on hot and heavy clandestine affairs in foreign countries (preferably located in South America).
On Saturday, Jenna tried six times to get in touch with her boyfriend, Mike, but he had already told us he was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend so we knew his phone would be off.
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a trail left on the foil after freebasing oxy or black tar
my snail trail is longer than yours.
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a hot steamy shit after eating hot sause, nuts, grapes, and a couple dingleberries. After done shitting you scoop the poop out with a net and feeding it throught the cameltoe with a granola bar.
" That far hairy pussy was just asking for some rusty trail mix"
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A euphemism for a mysterious disappearance as a result of illicit activities.
Disappear for a few days and need an explanation? "Sweetie, I was just 'hiking the Appalachian Trail!'"
Boss asking for a note on why you were out for a four-hour lunch with his wife? Yep, you guess it - you were out hiking the Appalachian Trail!
See also Sanford, soon-to-be-former Governor of SC.
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What politicians like Governor M. Sanford call a Cleveland Steamer.
"Yeah, I was walking the Appalachian trail with this really hot chick from Argentina. My wife won't do that."
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This was said by an old man acting as Clyde Barrow's father in the movie "The Highwaymen". I suspect that it means something like proceeding in yet another direction.
After working on the roof of my home I descended the ladder and mowed the lawn which was essentially one turn on the trail.
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