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edward (teddy) trout

he's hella weird. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh. Michael is 1000000 time better.

some kid: "hey do u know edward (teddy) trout!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"

by des and ace February 06, 2022


Brown Trout Moccasins

The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.

Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah

by Marfield January 08, 2020


Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.

Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.

by Suave Leader June 12, 2011


trout lap

Is where you go to the strip club, get a lap dance and the stripper is really getting into it soo much her sweaty, juicy pussy drips on you making your pants smell like trout.

Damn! I'm going to have to throw these pants away from the trout lap I got at Fantasies last night!

by Trolkin King November 16, 2017


trout dancers

From Green Day album 1,039/smoothed Out Slappy Hours: a large group of Benecia girls bending their knees and moving their heads like metal guys in time to the music.

A: Hey, look at those trout dancers! What posers!
B: They're gonna get moshed!

by Bjdhbgpisdf February 29, 2008


plow/plough a trout

Plow in this case being a verb meaning defecate and trout being representative of human excrement.

This is gonna suck, I haven't plowed a trout in a week.
I ate Thai food last night and this morning it felt like my trout had spines.
This pond is for release only. All trout catchers will be shunned.
I need to plow/plough a trout.

by flandep June 29, 2010


Tijuana Brown Trout

Turds that wash up on San Diego County beaches when ever it rains and the Tijuana sewage treatment plant fails.

It rained today so Tijuana Brown Trout will be on the beaches

by Monkey's Grandpa September 12, 2022