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True Story

Once there was a popular kid at school who thought it would be funny to say "true story" after every sentence, regardless of if it was actually a story or not. All of the unpopular kids saw him doing it and thought they could be cool if they did it as well. Eventually people started saying it on facebook and myspace. Now every kid under the age of 13 (and some unfortunate older people) think that it makes them funny, ironic, and cool to repeat "true story" whenever they speak.

Example 1. I like coke, true story.

Example 2. (noun) (verb) true story.

by dls_779 January 2, 2009

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Stay True

College students come in two forms, TRUE and not true. A TRUE is someone who studies, does homework, tries hard in class, and still makes time to chill and pound his favorite brew with his crew whether it be Red Dog, PBR, Bud, Bud Lite, Keystone, Keystone Light, Black Magic, OE, B-30, Natty Ice, or any other solid brew. Someone TRUE loves to hit the beer bong and shotgun brews all night long even if they are for sure Mr. Demise is right around the corner. Someone who isn't true doesn't try in school and never makes time to chill and pound hella brew with the crew.

The best advice anyone has ever given me is my bro Cody who once told me...STAY TRUE!!!!

by The Stndrd November 2, 2011

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true loser

Someone who doesn't know the difference between there, their, and they're when writing. The true loser has horrible grammar, showing a general lack of education. Losers will neglect punctuation, and commonly drop the "g" when utalizing gerands. The true loser's attitutes toward sexuality and cannabis use also reflect a general lack of knowledge or curiosity. Generally, the 'true loser' is an idiot.

I tried to discuss Camus with a true loser the other day, but he said he only likes reality shows featuring Ted Nugent. After which, he kicked over my bong and called his DARE officer.

by ArmenTamzarian December 1, 2010

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true fact

A fact purported by a speaker to be genuinely true, in contrast to the other facts presented by the speaker.

The candidate said this is a true fact.

by waitaminute November 24, 2010

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True Love

Everyone says that True Love is when you with that one person, who you can't live without, or you'll die if your not with that one person. Well thats entirly wrong. true love is when you find someone and you chose not to live life without them cause anyone can live without someone it's just when you don't want to live without that one person is when you find true love.

no example............i had it once though and the girl tore my heart out ate it spit it back up and then took a shit on it. We'll see what happens with True Love

by Mike Barnes June 16, 2006

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True Blood

1. HBO series written by Alan ball - based on the sookie stack house / southern vampire series by Charlaine Harris.

(airs sundays at 9m)

2. Synthetic bottled blood manufactured by Japan which allowed vampires to "come out of the coffin" and mainstream into society by enabling them to exist / feed without being a threat to humans. "True Blood" is the most popular brand. (premise for books and show)

1. "True Blood is the best series on television."

2." The vampire sat down at the bar and ordered a bottle of O+ true blood."

by fangtasia June 15, 2010

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True bug

Those tiny bastards with proboscises. Bed bugs are a true bug and they suck you while you're unconscious. The other guys in the group are also round balls with a stick coming out their mouth that they use to suck. Another example of true bugs is the assassin bug, who like their cousin, enjoy sucking you without consent.

That's not a fly, dumbass, it's a true bug!

by desdude March 28, 2023