An unwanted yet forceable insertion performed during holidays by one's fathers brother. aka uncle.
So last Christmas my uncle Benny gave me a friendly uncle leaving me limping for a week.
A dude at a comicon in Arkansas that slips you a roofie and turns his finger into a brown light saber.
After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!
The sexist uncle on earth
full name Shaft Barbara Fiddle Deh Tip
born -0/-0/-0 died 45/69/69696969696969696966969696969696969696969
Hobbys include lubing, popsicle making, basement renovations and van modeling
A Friend with benefits
My Uncle Tip showed me a dam god time last night
Uncle Tips popsicles are the best
That one uncle you have that fucks EVERYONE.
Yo Demo, why are girls always up on you like my Uncle Sticksticko?
Uncle Ricky is neither tangible or contactable. He knows all and teaches all. Used to describe an anonymous figure.
Uncle Ricky taught me how to mass produce marketable drugs
when you see your uncle and he calls out your name "Ben Dover" and you have to do what he says... *cries* uncle flashbacks...
"Ben Dover!" "No uncle please don't hurt me like you did before" *uncle flashbacks*
When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.
Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.
I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.