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An old wise man that turned from being an albino into a badly sunburnt prune
Dammit fried Uncle I told you about this
He’s everyone’s uncle and favorite Latin teacher in the universe. He’s just a straight up legend. God himself, he has arisen
Uncle U.B is Jesus reincarnated
When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP
LA Knight: I knew Will Smith was in the game, but I didn’t know Uncle Phil became a rapper.
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An unwanted yet forceable insertion performed during holidays by one's fathers brother. aka uncle.
So last Christmas my uncle Benny gave me a friendly uncle leaving me limping for a week.
A dude at a comicon in Arkansas that slips you a roofie and turns his finger into a brown light saber.
After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!