that guy who goes to wendys and asks for a 20 ounce steak, they guy who sits on two chairs at once, the guy who farts in the elevator and blames it on the old lady, guy takes a sub to a wedding
ah crap its uncle al everyone out
Woke up and I made uncle Dudley before I had to leave for work
An older man, who is ambiguous about his true age. until the moment he ejaculates inside of you, and screams "I was 27 when you were born"
When I asked you to call me Uncle Awful, I wanted you to mean it
Usually that one loyal ass nigga who would ride for his bitch but ends up getting played anyway
Probably doesnt gaf bout what you think of him
Who is that dude over there? He fine as fuck!
Yeeee, thats uncle jermy
The male version of your cool wine aunt. They don’t want any kids but, they want to spoil their nieces and nephews; living out their family child dynamic through them.
I know, by looking at him you wouldn’t think he’s a Bourbon Uncle. Jax looks so good with the kids and they love being around him and Veronica; their Wine Aunt but, neither want kids.
An older male who is going out with a girl much younger compared to him
A old rich man who's younger girlfriend has introduces as an Uncle to her friends
A Sugar Dad
When you are at the club and your girlfriends Uncle Bea buys you alcohol so they can cheat in peace
Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.
Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.
Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.