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A skin-tight short skirt (usually made of polyester, elastic and rayon) worn that if one were to bend over, the vagina (or junk) would be visible.
All those girls in that house are wearing vagina skirts and heels.
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The steamy liquid discharge excreted from the vagina after a semi-violent thrusting of meat and/or vegetables into the vaginal canal. The vigorous thrusting breaks off small bits food product and mixes it with the natural juices to create a tantalizingly rich and chunky broth sure to satisfy the most picky of eaters. Traditional ingredients include cucumbers, carrots, flank steak, hot dogs and/or sausage, frozen fish sticks or depending on size, an entire chicken or turkey (take care to remove giblet bag before insertion). Surprisingly light but filling. Usually serves two. Best served with crusty bread and a fine red wine.
Grandma always served up a steamy delicious bowl of vagina soup whenever we'd visit...
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noun; someone who gets alot of vagina. Someone who badgers vagina. Badgers can be extremely violent and so can a vagina badger.
"rick banged another chick last night"
"what a vagina badger."
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cucumbers that have been used for female masturbatory experiences, therefore becoming pickled.
Amy's pussy was so salty it turned her favorite cucumbers into vagina pickles.
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during sexual intercourse, the sound caused by air escaping the vagina which was pushed in during penetration repeatedly.
"dude, i pulled out and i heard a vagina fart, laughed my ass off"
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A less disgusting way to say you're on your period.
Guy: Wanna have sex? Girl: I can't, I have vagina drama, sorry.
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The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.
Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.