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A fairy vagina is a girl who makes absolutely zero effort to attract guys but somehow they flock to her like moths to a flame. The term "fairy vagina" comes from the series True Blood where Pam screams "Im so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina." Sookie draws vampires and other creatures to her inexplicably then we find out it is because they find her fairy scent irresistable. This is the same effect fairy vagina girls have on real men in real life without even trying.
"Dude, how is Dina getting all these guys to go crazy over her?"
"She has a fairy vagina."
"Oh, true."
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The steamy liquid discharge excreted from the vagina after a semi-violent thrusting of meat and/or vegetables into the vaginal canal. The vigorous thrusting breaks off small bits food product and mixes it with the natural juices to create a tantalizingly rich and chunky broth sure to satisfy the most picky of eaters. Traditional ingredients include cucumbers, carrots, flank steak, hot dogs and/or sausage, frozen fish sticks or depending on size, an entire chicken or turkey (take care to remove giblet bag before insertion). Surprisingly light but filling. Usually serves two. Best served with crusty bread and a fine red wine.
Grandma always served up a steamy delicious bowl of vagina soup whenever we'd visit...
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noun; someone who gets alot of vagina. Someone who badgers vagina. Badgers can be extremely violent and so can a vagina badger.
"rick banged another chick last night"
"what a vagina badger."
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cucumbers that have been used for female masturbatory experiences, therefore becoming pickled.
Amy's pussy was so salty it turned her favorite cucumbers into vagina pickles.
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during sexual intercourse, the sound caused by air escaping the vagina which was pushed in during penetration repeatedly.
"dude, i pulled out and i heard a vagina fart, laughed my ass off"
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A less disgusting way to say you're on your period.
Guy: Wanna have sex? Girl: I can't, I have vagina drama, sorry.
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Phrase;
A vagina that is sad and refuses to accept sexual stimulation.
Brittney and Simon were trying their best with the vibrator because they had yet to understand and accept the fact that Brittney had a sad vagina.