Vegan Bacon

Really fucking good. Totally real. Fuck you chris

This vegan bacon is amazing compared to yours

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found the vegan

when you find the vegan lol

Mat: I'm vegan

Rose: I found the vegan

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vegan cheese

Semen. Make sure you spit.

Make sure you don't swallow that vegan cheese!

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Soccer Vegan

A soccer player that purposely and willingly flops or drops to the ground, "eats grass", and therefore becomes a soccer vegan. The goal of a soccer vegan is to gain the attention of the ref and draw a foul. Usually but not always, true soccer vegans will perform a rather theatrical performance while falling to the ground, sometimes leaning towards ridiculous behavior.

Fan 1: Man, that guy is a total soccer vegan!
Fan 2: Yea, it's a shame that soccer today is now becoming filled with soccer vegans instead of actual soccer players.
Fan 1: Well at least we still have soccer players!

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vegan steakhouse

Something irrational, contradictory, or illogical. Directly connotates idiocy in demanding someone cater to you because you live a specific lifestyle, I.e. vegan.

Chad ordered a diet soda to go with his three double cheeseburgers and large fries. I told him next time he should eat at a vegan steakhouse.

Tom tried to explain to Jerry that owning a Prius is like eating at a vegan steakhouse.

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sugar vegan

Slang term used to call someone with diabetes

Moe isn't injecting heroine hes injecting insulin hes a sugar vegan

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Vegan Denial

When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:

1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.

Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.

How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.

Vegan Denial.

Or

I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.

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