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whiteboard wanker

A pejorative game design term used to desribe game designers who lack technical skills and and an understanding of how design philosophy is implemented. Therefore, such whiteboard wankers are only able to verbally articulate their ideas.

Jesus Aaron is such a whiteboard wanker all he does it talk about how fun this game is going to be once engineering builds it.

by ADGOD March 26, 2018


terminal wanker

A geek who masturbates to death in front of their computer terminal.

Chad never leaves his room anymore, he's a terminal wanker.

by peter non sequitur November 9, 2021


Wiener Wanker

An Über douche bag

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.

by Jaime Boots September 15, 2011


Cringe wanker

Entitled or narcissistic individuals who film bizarre and deperate acts in the hope for validation from strangers on social media. This normally comes at the expense of invading the privacy and personal space of innocent people.

Yet another cringe wanker becoming infuriated because i was in his camera shot at the gym.

by Joe Smiff October 11, 2023


Wanker Tumbling

A dutch rudder battle to the death.

When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.

Bruce and John were arguing about who had better hair, so they decided to settle the argument with wanker tumbling.

by ShitRooster November 16, 2011


Wanker-Ts

noun
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.

I'm going home to get my wanker-ts on and pull the head off it.

by MaceKurgan September 28, 2011


Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.

Dale Melville ya Wanker Stroke

by Wanker Stroke February 27, 2017