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Someone who likes to touch bins whilst feeling sexually aroused.
Burnzy stop being a Bin Wanker again, it’s not Bin day till Wednesday.
Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.
"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
Someone who reckons they're the next reckoning of Cristiano Ronaldo because they once hit a football that moved a bit in the air
'Salim has started wearing Nike Hypervenoms because he reckons he's good enough to play professional football.'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'
noun
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.
I'm going home to get my wanker-ts on and pull the head off it.
When someone is lazy and won't do anything for anyone else.
"Why won't you get me that, you faggot wanker!
A man or women addicted to master-baiting
Making it a habit
Terry Crews: I watch porn a lot
Jimmy Kimmel: Do you master-bait?
Terry Crews: Man, really?
Jimmy Kimmel: yes, yes really
Terry Crews: Im a Habitual Wanker
Jimmy Kimmel: 0-0
Terry Crews: 0-0
Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.