Rural Dictionary

Want to watch Friends?

Synonymous with "want to have sex?" but instead, one puts on an episode of friends beforehand.

Justin: Want to watch Friends?
Tara: I barely know you...but sure, I love Friends!

by Jidan February 12, 2011

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slapping your watch

It’s same as beat your meat. It’s a less specific way of talking about the term so you don’t get in trouble

“Have you been slapping your watch in the bathroom?”

by ohnomycarrots February 10, 2019

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to masterbate. (Used by Martin Lawerence in "You So Crazy" when there was nothing on T.V. to watch except Andy Griffin. It describes the tendenacy of a male, who, when alone, will always reach his hands down his pants and play with himself.)

Phone rings
Martin: "Hello"
Friend: "Wassup dog! Whatcha doin'?"
Martin: "Nothing.....just sitting here..... watching andy griffin."

by Tre-Dog August 26, 2006

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Watch out for the snakes

To keep an eye out for people who you think you can trust, but will end up stabbing you in the back.

Chris "I thought Rey was a bro but him and his girl haven't been talking to me. So I asked her what was wrong and she said that he sees me as a threat and he told her to stop talking to me. Even though when they were going to break up I vouched for him and told her not to because I thought he was a good guy."
Ed: "Gotta watch out for the snakes bro!"

by Sir.Darkfox November 5, 2015

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