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Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.
No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.
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The baseball equivalent of touche.
Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.
"My hugs can cure anything!"
'Even cancer?"
'Well played, Mauer."
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This phrase is something a woman says when she isn't really attracted to a guy that she dated. She uses this term to cover up her inner feelings.
Jill: "Hey how did the date go?"
Sarah: "Well, he's nice."
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a phrase used by a girl who is never satisfied.
girl: mmmmmmm might as well never come home
boy: okay i was at work
girl:mmmm i might as well dig your grave since you are never here
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When someone hooks up with ex-girlfriend, fuck buddy or anyone else the he has previously had sex with usually out of desperation
1. Guy 1 "Looks like Blaze is tapping the old well again"
Guy 2 "LOL"
2. Guy 1 "Hey man i'm really drunk and horny, I may have to go tap an old well tonight"
Guy 2 "Shit man"
The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse
I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.
best described in the following phrase...
Slag: I'm Pregnant
Me: Well ripped
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