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Someone who is usually of the female species who has the fundamental brain of a pipe. They seem as if the only thing flowing through their brain is water
"She's such a wet pipe, she doesn't understand anything"
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From New York City rap, to wet somebody is to kill them, or wound them.
I'm so pissed off that I'm gonna go wet somebody tonight.
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A douche put in a males rectum and released/ Squeezed/ opened right before he achieves orgasm.
Bob wondered if a Wet Dolphin would have a similiar effect as a prostate massage.
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when you jack off and take a shit at the same time in a public restroom.
I'm too fucking busy to dump and pull, so I took a wet landini.
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First conceived by the Renaissance painter and philanthropist Dylan L'Goulange, a wet Dylan begins when someone eats a large, predominately corn-filled burrito. After consuming the burrito, the "Dylan" must approach an elderly stranger on the street, preferably one with disabilities. After convincing the stranger to lay on their back by promising them free hard candy, the Dylan must insert a funnel into the victims mouth. The assailant should then tear a hole in the back of their pants and sit on the funnel, whilst screaming "Wu Tang Clan" aint nuthin to fuck wit", and begin releasing explosive diarrhea into the victims mouth. The elderly victim must then be helped to their feet and promptly punched in the stomach until they release the diarrhea.
The victim should then be invited to Applebees© for a reasonably priced meal, and then dickslapped by a group of homeless men drinking Mad Dog 20/20 Electric Melon flavor.
Guy: "Did you hear what happened to Scott's Grandma?"
Other Guy: "No, but I heard she went to Applebees the other day, so she can't be doing that bad."
Guy: "She got Wet Dylaned man, the Applebees part was just so she could get dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "At least she got an affordably priced, fresh and delicious meal out of it."
Guy: "Are you fucking serious? She got diarrhea raped and dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "Yeah but, Applebees has such wonderful appetizers and their burgers are delicious."
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When someone is excited or overly excited; loud, in comparison to a female orgasm.
"YOOOOOO! Thats wassup!"......."Fool calm down you wet".
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When you lick the palm of your hand and bitch slap someone.
A variation of the "wet willie".
Did you see that girl go up on stage and wet slap Grooverider? It was rad.
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