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"Will Rogers" second chance

Refers to the rare and off-the-scale-wonderful "lucky break" obtained in the following scenario: you are "just suffering" to say something rude/impolite, but then of course you immediately regret said verbal-indiscretion just as soon as it's slipped past yer flapper. But then --- by the grace of Fate --- the unwitting recipient of your snide remark either hadn't been paying attention properly when you'd uttered your auditory barb, he is a bit hard-of-hearing, or you hadn't been speaking loudly enough to be heard over the distance and/or other background noises that were present at the time, and so your "victim" never actually understood --- nor did he suffer any emotional distress from --- your insult, and so he innocently/apologetically asks you to repeat yourself. But of course, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO SAY THE MEAN STATEMENT A SECOND TIME --- now that you've "relieved your internal pressure" by initially making the simmery-tempered remark and then THINKING that the other person heard you, you can now proceed more clear-headedly, and so you can simply say, "Nuthin'" or, "Never mind" when the other person asks you what you'd said.

I was heatedly peeved about how long it had taken the local garage to repair my car, so I made a regrettably-choice remark as I entered the office to pay my bill. Fortunately, though, the office's connecting-door was still somewhat ajar as I spoke, and so the din of the noisy garage-tools drowned out my derogatory statement, allowing me a classic "Will Rogers" second chance to just clamp my tongue. Yup, Ol' "Willie R" was right --- "Never miss a good chance to SHUT UP."

by QuacksO November 14, 2018


The Rogers-Astaire Effect

Named after black-and-white movie stars Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire, both of whom were amazing dancers and ended up as dancing couples in many of their movies. The effect refers to when someone develops or increases romantic feelings for someone while dancing with them.

Oh man, I just danced with her, and I think she’s the one. Must be the Rogers-Astaire Effect.

by waitamiadam May 29, 2023


National Roger Day

The celebration of the one and only Roger Shunnarahs birthday 🥳

What are you doing today?-Liam

What do you mean, obviously celebrating national roger day!”-Niall

by laylamarie February 18, 2022


Dead trim rogers

When ur hair looks like it’s mopped yr grans kitchen floor

“oi do youse like ma new hair?”
“fuck off thats such a dead trim rogers...”
“yeh would u dare, who even are you? rogers??”

“haha batty lad

by johnnycashgisasmash May 18, 2019


Playing Roger and Donkey

To have sex, especially (But not Exclusively) in a rowdy or wild manner.

Joey and Goleson were playing Roger and Donkey again. The whole neighborhood heard them.

by Ladondorf June 18, 2017


rogers middle school

this school theres a fight every week. mostly filled with rich kid assholes who don't give a shit about others feelings. homophobic and racially abusive individuals. teachers are okay but its mainly the students who can go choke on a dick. theres a select few who actually go thought shit and who aren't stuck up so shout out to you broskis. people who think they're the shit but will get a rude awakening when they get to high school or do something to the wrong person (cant wait) so to sum it up, fuck everyone at rogers middle school(and last years eighth graders) you all can go choke

sherri: ugh why is miranda so fucking bitchy
me:um don't you know? she went to rogers middle school. everyone who goes there turn out to be dickheads.

by sidneyisverycool June 30, 2019

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zachery andrew rogers

The most amazing boy in the world. Has amazing eyes. Says the sweetest things that make your knees absolutely weak. When around Zachery be sure to have an extra shirt! Really likes the color lime green. Likes to strip sometimes. (LOL) Walks to places a lot. Loves DDR and ramen noodles. Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser.
has the most boring ass last name on Earth given to one of the most craziest most fun people you will ever meet. But how the hell are you supposed to guess he's Irish with a name like that? And there is no frickin D in Rogers!!!!

wow! zachery andrew rogers, ya i kno him he is so awesome

by werdna_sregor October 26, 2010

6👍 6👎