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Similar to a night cap but with wine, usually moms or women. The wine helps them relax and unwind from their chaotic day, and prevents them from going full psycho bitch on their spouse or man friend because of a build up of resentment.
Neighbor Friend 1: Hey Jess want to have a wine cap on the porch?
Neighbor Friend 2: Yeah, Ill be down in a minute, I'm gonna need a bottle cap after the day i've had, i almost lost my shit on him.
Neighbor Friend 1: Oh, know what did he say/do?
To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.
"Thomas came over last night and he let me preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass. "
A person who cry's over everything saying they're still attached to their mothers tit
De-wine-drated, something you can use when you need wine or have a lack of wine.
"I'm so de-wine-drated"
When you drink so much wine you become a 2000s songs dancer
Haley was so wine-high she hit that dougie.
An older Posh Person.
Or someone who tries to be posh.
Who drinks a lot of wine (usually red) or Gin and Tonic.
(For example a Tattler reader who's son is called Tarquin. )
The Wine and Clit couple turned up.
All they talked about was their french poetry book club.