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The most mature, gentlemanly player and streamer in League of Legends, a popular Free-to-Play MOBA-style game. Very calm and collected, experienced, always explains his actions and decisions, often goes off on long rants/explanations that pertain to LoL or online gaming in general. He also has a very diverse playlist (completely devoid of dubstep); many people often keep his stream open just to listen.
If you enjoy watching people play League of Legends, Guardsman Bob is surely your best bet.
Guy 1: Man, HotshotGG is such a whiny, narcissistic bitch! He always blames his teammates for mistakes he himself makes. If he weren't such a drama queen, he would hardly have any viewers at all!
Guy 2: I know, right? Come watch Guardsman Bob instead. He never rages and has a damn good song playlist.
Guy 1: Good idea! Thanks!
A Bobs Splosh is washing your hands the British way.
"Ey mate. Im gonna do Bobs Splosh right now innit, see you later in the pub! Cheers!"
When your boy is taking a shit with the door cracked at your house and he jerks of to your mom in the other room while shitting.
Ew dude I caught Mike taking a bob at Paul's house.
Thanks to PotterSues @ LiveJournal.
If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator's 1337 5K1LLZ, particuarly if you invoke the opinions of others who liked it in order to support your argument, you are breaking Not-Bob's Law and have lost the argument. You can think Kill Bill was pointless without being jealous of Quentin Tarantino's filmmaking.
Person 1: Britney sucks, she has no talent.
Person 2: You're just jealous.
Person 1: *wonders why they should be jealous of someone who can't sing*
The guy-you-love-to-h8, the evil chief of medecine from Scrubs, the hit t.v show.
Bob Kelso: Nurse Espinoza have your boobs gotten bigger?
Carla: Dr.Kelso that is highly innaproppiate!
Turk: Sounds like a compliment to me.
(Dr.Cox and Dr.Kelso walk off)
Dr.Cox: I defintely think we got the idea of pregnancy in her head.
Dr.Kelso: Is that what we were doing? I was just making small talk.
1. The most redneck name ever. 2. The name of the father on "18 Kids & Counting", Jim Bob Duggar
"Hey Jim Bob, let's git over ter the fishin' hole later"