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child please

"'Child please' is a nice way of saying, 'f*** you!'"
-Chad Ochocinco (AKA Chad Johnson)

T.O.: Chad, you suck at football!
Chad: Child please!

by Child, please! November 16, 2011

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child of god

sexual person but denies it .

Boy : Come Fuck Me Lmfao ๐Ÿ˜œ
Girl : No Ima " Child Of God " ๐Ÿ˜

by child_of_god02 November 21, 2016

61๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


indigo child

A powerful, intelligent, independent child, named for his/her supposedly indigo aura, who will help improve the spiritual quality of the world. Their frequency has recently increased drastically to possibly over 95%, with the first being born in the 1970s or '80s.

Indigo children are often diagnosed with ADD or ADHD because of their unwillingness to focus on certain things.

by Lizzie Simon April 30, 2006

287๐Ÿ‘ 271๐Ÿ‘Ž


Holy Child

Probably the most liberal of the assorted all-girls schools in the DC area. Holy Child's student body may not be as racially diverse as other schools, but it is, most definitely, economically and intellectually varied. The girls tend to be very open to those different from them, especially when it comes to upperclassmen (i.e. laxers hang out with art kids during frees). The school itself is a kind of place where it is really up to a student whether or not she wants to be challenged. The school environment is very much centered on the humanities. Holy Child girls do not necessarily have a "brother school" to which they feel obligated. Therefore, there can be a wide array of boyfriends from a wide array of schools. And, sure, Holy Child may have its share of lesbians, but what all-girls school doesn't?

Finally, although the school is in Potomac, there is an extremely small minority of students who actually live there.

H-O-L-Y-C-H-I-L-D sound off, one, two, SENIORS!

by 11111 December 10, 2004

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glass child

a sibling who feels invisible because their sibling gets all the attention. mostly an older sibling.

"yeah i feel like a glass child because my parents only pay attention to my sister."

by isuckyouswallow June 24, 2023

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


child pageant

A disgusting exploitative event which involves children going on a catwalk wearing skimpy clothes and the contestants (usually girls) are dressed to look like scantily clad sluts by their parents. They're pretty much forced to dress up in slutty clothes, high heels, and an obscene amount of make-up and mascara applied.

These girls' parents actually back this kind of thing up and spend thousands of notes (even SELLING their own house) to buy the make up, get the clothes and take a flight to a 5 star penthouse suite for their childs' so-called "career".

Child Pageants are also a wide target for pedophiles and sexual offenders. The parents often say that they are no different than other children, even verbally battling the contradictions, sometimes abusively. The French government have gone as far as banning it from France. It's an immoral event which should be banned in every country.

Bill: Have you seen any photos of those child pageants?

Will: Yes, they're obscene!

by TehLulzTrain February 12, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wild Child

A rambunctious young person or animal (such as a puppy or a kitten) who is uncontrollable and often destructive.

Sage: How are the kids doing? Are you able to put up with them?
Max: Barely. My three-year-old's been acting such a wild child lately.

by le_dictionary November 21, 2020

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