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Chest desert

A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.

"Blake's huge, muscular chest is so barren of hair or fat"
"Yeah man, he's got a chest desert"

by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019


put balls on your chest

A mixture of the phrases 'put hair on your chest' and 'grow some balls' and maybe the phrase 'put hair on your balls' numerous phrases to emphasise the need to grow up, or be brave or strong. Also a mockery of chesticles as putting balls on your chest would mean growing breasts in theory

Drink this it will put balls on your chest

by Cjleyland May 15, 2020


jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one

Well-known quote by Socrates

"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates

by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020


complex chest geometry

Big boobies
Mommy milkers
Tig ole bitties

Large breasts

She’s got the most complex chest geometry I’ve ever seen.

by S’mores January 24, 2023


Phantom chest

When you hear the beautiful melody that means a chest is close to your location in fortnite but the chest does not exist on really and the sound is a haunting mirage.

Boy: do you hear that? Do you hear that chest? I think I hear a chest behind this wall.

Boy’s friend: nah you creepy skitzo, there is no chest here you’re going crazy.

Boy: probably just a phantom chest.

by Defelicious February 26, 2018


Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011


chest sag

Another word for boobs, breasts, milk makers, melons, puppies, the twins, jugs, jiggly bigglies, bosom, knockers, etc...

Chad: “Duuuude, did you see Mrs. Snortbilly’s chest sag yesterday?!”

Jonny: “Bro that’s my mom!”

Chad: “So what? She has a radical rack”

Jonny: “Yeah man, you right”

by Who finna bink my boink? September 29, 2018