A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.
"Blake's huge, muscular chest is so barren of hair or fat"
"Yeah man, he's got a chest desert"
A mixture of the phrases 'put hair on your chest' and 'grow some balls' and maybe the phrase 'put hair on your balls' numerous phrases to emphasise the need to grow up, or be brave or strong. Also a mockery of chesticles as putting balls on your chest would mean growing breasts in theory
Drink this it will put balls on your chest
"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates
Big boobies
Mommy milkers
Tig ole bitties
Large breasts
She’s got the most complex chest geometry I’ve ever seen.
When you hear the beautiful melody that means a chest is close to your location in fortnite but the chest does not exist on really and the sound is a haunting mirage.
Boy: do you hear that? Do you hear that chest? I think I hear a chest behind this wall.
Boy’s friend: nah you creepy skitzo, there is no chest here you’re going crazy.
Boy: probably just a phantom chest.
Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
Another word for boobs, breasts, milk makers, melons, puppies, the twins, jugs, jiggly bigglies, bosom, knockers, etc...
Chad: “Duuuude, did you see Mrs. Snortbilly’s chest sag yesterday?!”
Jonny: “Bro that’s my mom!”
Chad: “So what? She has a radical rack”
Jonny: “Yeah man, you right”