fruit basket

"When a guy folds and holds his peaches and banana in his hand and displays it for all to see....."

"Kyle displayed a fruit basket to his roommates before they cryed with laughter"

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jugi fruit

A man's nut sack, balls, or testicles.

My jugi fruit is itchy.

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Fruit looping

After a bad night of sex with your girl, make her a bowl of fruit loops. Instead of filling the whole bowl with milk, fill half of it with skeet. Then sit and watch her, while laughing.

Dude, she gave me the worst sex tonight, so tomorrow I'm totally fruit looping the bitch.

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bruised fruit

A homosexual male with emotional issues.

You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!

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fruit of the womb

Being gay from the start or by default, never having a chance at being straight.

Fruits of the womb could be products of:
overbearing, babying mothers,
cruel, dress-up inducing leauge of sister,
tought-love and anti-affection fathers,
being born to street performers

1: What a fruit.
2: Poor guy never had a chance, he's a total a fruit of the womb.
1: is that his mom cleainng his nose?

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Fruit Fly

A straight Male that hangs out with lesbians.

Fag hags get one term, straight males have there own when they hang out with Lesbians.

Hey that guy is a fruit fly.

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Fruit Pop

Fag, Gay man. Someone who is not straight. Likes men and doing things sexually with a man.

Mike Lathers is a Fruit Pop.

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